As profound as therapy, as casual as a conversation with your best friend, and exponentially more productive than either
You're at a turning point in your life.
I didn’t have to read your chart to know that.
But I could have.
When I have a birth chart in front of me, it doesn’t take me long to know what’s falling apart, what opportunities are on the horizon, and what old habits are getting in the way of success and happiness in your life.
Sure, the reading will be filled with lightning-bolt breakthroughs, perceptions so spot-on they illicit that nervous smile-laugh, and amazing "a-ha!" moments,
but more than that, I’ll give you the “what now” to move you forward.
Your insights will be actionable and my priority is to always provide you with a plan.
It’s time to stop wondering if you’re “on the right path” and finally get your answer.
The Original™ Astrology Reading
You don’t have to fly to a foreign country, or go on a month-long silent retreat to figure out what’s next for you.
Who you are and what you were put on this green Earth to do is already written in the stars.
(It’s cliche, I know. But it’s true.)
Your natal chart is like a magic eight ball that tells you if you should take the job, leave the relationship, start that business or move out of the country.
It’s all of the self-discovery of a trip to a faraway land without the long flights, sweltering heat, or ominous price tag.
It gets straight to the heart of why you’re here and what to do about it, from the comfort of your own home.
No more trying to sort through questionable, automated information on Astrology apps or websites to figure out WTF is going on with you.
No more confusion about what to do next.
It’s all here.
A lifetime of confidence and certainty about who you are and what you’re here to do awaits you.
*Perfect for a first-time reading, a gift ,or personal check-in.*
Don't just take my word for it
"It felt like I'd called on that old friend who KNEW ME and had my best interest at heart."
“She was insightful, answered questions that I had, and offered practical strategies to move forward.”
"My reading provided further affirmation that my intuition and direction was written in the stars"
AKA The best birthday present you could ever give to yourself.
Don’t spend another year sitting among the shredded gift wrap, praying this year won’t be as hard as the last.
It doesn’t have to be.
Want to know why?
Because each year is dedicated to a specific life lesson, some great and some...not so much, and your solar return chart is eager to tell-all.
Lucky for you, I speak its language, and can both translate the message and help you figure out what to do about it.
Basically, a solar return reading is the remedy to all of your existential birthday stress.
This means you’re free to let loose, twerk it out and fully celebrate your special day, knowing you’ve got a plan for how to slay your year when you recover (because twerking is a workout).
It’s time to duck and dodge the bullsh*t and fully make the wishes you’ve been blowing out your birthday candles for come true.
Happy birthday to you.
**Best if booked between the day after your birthday and within three months of it**